What’s For Breakfast?

I’ll have purple eggs with jam

Said the hungry little clam.

No purple eggs today, madam.

Would you care for orange or tan?

Sorry, no, sighed clam and swam

Off to hunt for purple yams.

Purple eggs? Purple yams?!

Perfect food for purple clams.

PS. Don’t forget some jam.

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Winnie’s Spell

Making pumpkin stew

It seems the thing to do.

She waves her broomstick

Casts her spell.

Her teacher Midge has taught her well.

But oh, what’s wrong?

The pot is boiling way too strong.

Creak and groan and foam and bubble,

Her Hallloween stew is in deep trouble.

It spews out, making a giant mess —

seaweed and pickles and watercress.

“I’ve changed my mind. Who wants to cook?

I guess I should have used a book.

Let’s just have doughnuts and apple cider,”

says witch Winnie to her pet spider.